Alan Kotok Quotes

• I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
• I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.
• It's hard to lose weight when you're dining on the company's money.
• We hadn't invented 'Not Invented Here', yet.
• It's as I feared: a bunch of people who don't know very much complaining about the fact the world is the way it is.

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