Alan Kotok Quotes

Alan Kotok riffs on sport, transport and office life with a dry, funny edge.

5 quotes

1. I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.

2. I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.

3. It's hard to lose weight when you're dining on the company's money.

4. We hadn't invented 'Not Invented Here', yet.

5. It's as I feared: a bunch of people who don't know very much complaining about the fact the world is the way it is.