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5 Alan Kotok Quotes

Alan Kotok riffs on sport, transport and office life with a dry, funny edge.

Alan Kotok quotes

  1. I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.

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  2. I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.

    #2

  3. It's hard to lose weight when you're dining on the company's money.

    #3

  4. We hadn't invented 'Not Invented Here', yet.

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  5. It's as I feared: a bunch of people who don't know very much complaining about the fact the world is the way it is.

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