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> # When you jerk off, you're saying 'Hey, I care about me.'

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://quotesby.net/Andrew-Dice-Clay)\#1

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## About this quote

What does it mean?A crude joke suggesting self-pleasure is an act of self-care.In plain termsDoing it alone means you care about yourself.What can you take from it?Self-pleasure is framed as self-love.

### Where it applies

- late night thoughts
- private moments

### Putting it to work

- reflect on self-care habits

### Questions to consider

- Is self-pleasure truly self-care?
- What does self-care mean to you?

### Another view

It oversimplifies complex emotional needs.

## More from Andrew Dice Clay

1. > What am I looking at? I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad!

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