17 Brandon Bam Margera Quotes

Brandon Bam Margera quotes

1. (When asked what he will do next) Whatever the fuck I want.

2. It's my BMW, my 'Boozed up Moron Wagon'!

3. Don't Feed Phil! and we got bumper stickers too.

4. Why don`t you put you ass where your face is!

5. (puts a lot of porrige oats in his mouth and pretends to puke. Ape comes in and he wants to give her the fake puke, but she refuses to take it):

6. Oh, God. Please don't let there be a Jackass 3! Please, please, please. God. Don't let there be a Jackass 3! I don't even like doing 2!

7. I gotta go jerk off to see if it's still working.

8. Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, 'fuck' by the end of this movie.

9. (dressed as an old man) Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?

10. There are so many trees there you can't miss them. We missed them all.

11. Phil's gets off work in 15 minutes and I got 20 paintballs up in this biatch and he's going to fucking die.

12. I'm half sorry and a medium jerk!

13. It look's like it cost elenteen dollars!*

14. Do you know what old people and these trees have in common? They're both gonna end up in the ground soon!

15. It's easier to get Slayer to play in my back-yard than to get a date for Don Vito

16. Girls gone ape shit: It's a mixture of bum fights and girls gone wild (beats up Tony Hawk's fellow skateboarders).

17. There's two things that kick ass, wind, and unicorns!