Brandon Bam Margera Quotes
Brandon Bam Margera's page bursts with irreverent, wild humor that leans into absurd, edgy jokes.
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(When asked what he will do next) Whatever the fuck I want.
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It's my BMW, my 'Boozed up Moron Wagon'!
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Don't Feed Phil! and we got bumper stickers too.
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Why don`t you put you ass where your face is!
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(puts a lot of porrige oats in his mouth and pretends to puke. Ape comes in and he wants to give her the fake puke, but she refuses to take it):
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Oh, God. Please don't let there be a Jackass 3! Please, please, please. God. Don't let there be a Jackass 3! I don't even like doing 2!
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I gotta go jerk off to see if it's still working.
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Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, 'fuck' by the end of this movie.
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(dressed as an old man) Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
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There are so many trees there you can't miss them. We missed them all.
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Phil's gets off work in 15 minutes and I got 20 paintballs up in this biatch and he's going to fucking die.
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I'm half sorry and a medium jerk!
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It look's like it cost elenteen dollars!*
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Do you know what old people and these trees have in common? They're both gonna end up in the ground soon!
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It's easier to get Slayer to play in my back-yard than to get a date for Don Vito
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Girls gone ape shit: It's a mixture of bum fights and girls gone wild (beats up Tony Hawk's fellow skateboarders).
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There's two things that kick ass, wind, and unicorns!