10 Carrie Snow Quotes

Carrie Snow quotes

1. No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

2. I'd like to get married, because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

3. I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require so much cooking.

4. If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

5. You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.

1. Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

2. It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.

3. A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

4. No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.

5. I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.