10 Carrie Snow Quotes
Carrie Snow serves cheeky, absurd musings that poke fun at everyday ideas.
Carrie Snow quotes
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No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.
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I'd like to get married, because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
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I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require so much cooking.
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If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
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You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.