Carrie Snow Quotes

• No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.
• I'd like to get married, because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
• I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require so much cooking.
• If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
• You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.

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