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5 Carrie Snow Quotes

Carrie Snow serves cheeky, absurd musings that poke fun at everyday ideas.

Carrie Snow quotes

  1. No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

    #1

  2. I'd like to get married, because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

    #2

  3. I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require so much cooking.

    #3

  4. If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

    #4

  5. You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.

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