Jane Ace Quotes

Jane Ace offers sharp, funny takes on marriage, identity, and language.

27 quotes

1. Time wounds all heels.

2. Home wasn't built in a day.

3. Congress is back in season.

4. You could have knocked me down with a fender.

5. Up at the crank of dawn.

6. Now, there's no use crying over spoiled milk.

7. I'm completely uninhabited.

8. Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

9. I am his awfully-wedded wife.

10. I've always wanted to see my name up in tights.

11. He blew up higher than a hall.

12. I look like the wrath of grapes.

13. I wasn't under the impersonation you meant me.

14. He shot out of here like a bat out of a belfry.

15. He has me sitting on pins and cushions waiting.

16. The coffee will be ready in a jitney.

17. This hangnail expression . . .

18. I'm a member of the weeper sex.

19. I don't drink, I'm a totalitarian.

20. Well, you've got to take the bitter with the better.

21. The chickens have come home to roast.

22. We've been insufferable friends for years.

23. Insomnia is only mind over mattress.

24. We're all cremated equal.

25. I think people who go to a psychiatrist ought to have their heads examined.

26. Familiarity breeds attempt.

27. Doctor, feel my purse.