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27 Jane Ace Quotes

Jane Ace offers sharp, funny takes on marriage, identity, and language.

Jane Ace quotes

  1. Time wounds all heels.

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  2. Home wasn't built in a day.

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  3. Congress is back in season.

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  4. You could have knocked me down with a fender.

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  5. Up at the crank of dawn.

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  6. Now, there's no use crying over spoiled milk.

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  7. I'm completely uninhabited.

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  8. Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

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  9. I am his awfully-wedded wife.

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  10. I've always wanted to see my name up in tights.

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  11. He blew up higher than a hall.

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  12. I look like the wrath of grapes.

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  13. I wasn't under the impersonation you meant me.

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  14. He shot out of here like a bat out of a belfry.

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  15. He has me sitting on pins and cushions waiting.

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  16. The coffee will be ready in a jitney.

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  17. This hangnail expression . . .

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  18. I'm a member of the weeper sex.

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  19. I don't drink, I'm a totalitarian.

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  20. Well, you've got to take the bitter with the better.

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Also attributed

  1. The chickens have come home to roast.

  2. We've been insufferable friends for years.

  3. Insomnia is only mind over mattress.

  4. We're all cremated equal.

  5. I think people who go to a psychiatrist ought to have their heads examined.

  6. Familiarity breeds attempt.

  7. Doctor, feel my purse.