27 Jane Ace Quotes
Jane Ace offers sharp, funny takes on marriage, identity, and language.
Jane Ace quotes
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Time wounds all heels.
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Home wasn't built in a day.
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Congress is back in season.
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You could have knocked me down with a fender.
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Up at the crank of dawn.
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Now, there's no use crying over spoiled milk.
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I'm completely uninhabited.
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Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!
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I am his awfully-wedded wife.
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I've always wanted to see my name up in tights.
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He blew up higher than a hall.
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I look like the wrath of grapes.
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I wasn't under the impersonation you meant me.
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He shot out of here like a bat out of a belfry.
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He has me sitting on pins and cushions waiting.
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The coffee will be ready in a jitney.
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This hangnail expression . . .
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I'm a member of the weeper sex.
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I don't drink, I'm a totalitarian.
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Well, you've got to take the bitter with the better.
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The chickens have come home to roast.
We've been insufferable friends for years.
Insomnia is only mind over mattress.
We're all cremated equal.
I think people who go to a psychiatrist ought to have their heads examined.
Familiarity breeds attempt.
Doctor, feel my purse.