Jeff Valdez Quotes

Jeff Valdez delivers funny, sly observations on demographics, age and media.

6 quotes

1. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

2. I acquire a lot of my material for writing based on the characters from my family - it's quite a character study growing up with that many people.

3. Young Hispanics are consuming media in English, regardless of what they speak at home.

4. When I got into this business, the 18-34-year-old thing was hammered into me.

5. Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

6. Is it true cats wont stay in a house when it's haunted?