Joe Bob Briggs Quotes

• The man is ugly, the man is evil, and the man is in love. This is gonna be an American classic.
• I made the mistake of watching 'A.I.' on cable the week they showed it about 792 times, and I ended up watching it every time it was on.
• Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, 'Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story' finally made it to the drive-in
• The fifties were when people started coming down on 'juvenile delinquents,' 'hoodlums,' 'vandals'--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, and didn't act polite around older people.
• 'I think we should take money from everyone,' I told her, 'regardless of their ability to pay. After all, this is America.'
• Menahem Golan, the Israeli king of the ninja flick, announced he was producing the remake.
• Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
• If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
• Joe Bob says check it out.

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