Jonathan Katz Quotes

Jonathan Katz delivers a witty take on listening to what's actually said.

7 quotes

1. What she doesn't say is just as important as what she does say -- but there's so much more of it. I think from now on I'm going to stick to what she actually does say because I don't have that kind of time.

2. I hate going to funerals because I'm not a mourning person.

3. The sterile, arid environment created by truly jarring and discordant signage and gargantuan billboards is a turnoff.

4. For a good chunk of Israelis, it doesn't matter who is in power when it comes to dealing with the Palestinians. Their focus was more on economic issues.

5. I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast.

6. Scientists have found the gene for shyness. They would have found it years ago, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.

7. “I had dinner with my father last night, and made a classic Freudian slip. I meant to say, “Please pass the salt,” but it came out, “You prick, you ruined my childhood.”