Joyce Grenfell Quotes

• Stately as a galleon, I sail across the floor, Doing the military two-step, as in the days of yore.
• They look quite promising in the shop, and not entirely without hope when I get them back into my wardrobe. But then, when I put them on they tend to deteriorate with a very strange rapidity and one feels sorry for them.
• Progress everywhere today does seem to come so very heavily disguised as chaos.
• George - don't do that.
• Joyce was a wonderful woman, but she wasn't Prime Minister, was she?

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