7 Mark Jason Dominus Quotes

Mark Jason Dominus quotes

1. Of course, this is a heuristic, which is a fancy way of saying that it doesn't work.

2. A few months ago I was visiting my mother, and she said that as a child I had always wanted to learn everything, and that it took me a long time to realize that you couldn't learn everything. I got really angry, and I shouted 'I'm not done yet!'

3. You can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo! (and other choice quotes, like 'Look at the error message! ... The error message is God!')

1. I know exactly what I would do with immortality: I would read every book in the library.

2. The appropriate length of a name is inversely proportional to the size of its scope.

3. American Stance: Everything not forbidden is permitted. Prussian Stance: Everything not permitted is forbidden.

4. In another thirty years people will laugh at anyone who tries to invent a language without closures, just as they'll laugh now at anyone who tries to invent a language without recursion.