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## Nipsey Russell quotes

1. > If you make sweet love with a school teacher / You'll have an amazing night / She'll do it and do it and do it again / Until you get it right.

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## Also attributed

1. > I've always had the ability to manipulate words and communicate ideas and thoughts.
2. > You see, the patience of an audience is very short, particularly with a non-entity. You're an intruder, and you must make them laugh within three or four seconds. My poems fit the requirements, and I'm always thinking up new ones.
3. > I talk about things that are front page news.
4. > I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been.
5. > For artistic fulfillment I prefer to work live. For career advancement, I go to the media.
6. > If the social evolution leads to jokes, I use them.
7. > One character mistook me for the model and remarked 'That Man-Tan sure works wonders!' That ain't Man-Tan. I'm tan, man. From my head to my toes.
8. > If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay it off with your MasterCard!
9. > Word games are very easy for me.
10. > I've dropped a lot of race humor from my routines, not because I think it is in bad taste, but because I don't want to be guilty of telling old jokes.
11. > I'm living the life of liberty, happiness and pursuit.
12. > Jack Paar was my first TV patron saint.

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