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6 Peter Corey Quotes

Peter Corey delivers witty jokes about bikes, schools, and odd staff.

Peter Corey quotes

  1. There are two distinct types of bike: The one your save up for and buy yourself, otherwise known as the 'Dream Machine' , and the one your parents buy for you, otherwise known as the 'Complete waste of space'.

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  2. It's easy to forget you are in debt to the tune of ?10, and to a woman who never forgets anything. Crikey, she can even tell you which Coronation Street character was the first one to have their brain removed (Footnote: And not have it replaced by acting talent unfortunately.)

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  3. For a start, let's look at the Grotto itself. By and large these are extremely aptly named, 'Grot' meaning rubbish and 'Oh' being exclamation of disappointed surprise.

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  4. Life with a Jolly Parent is a bit like life in a holiday camp. The beds are too small and there's an outbreak of Salmonella every five minutes.

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  5. Flash Teacher: How to spot: He'll be the only member of staff who drives a customized Lada.

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  6. Fishing is a jerk at one end of a line waiting for a jerk at the other end of a line.

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