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title: "I dont like jam, I dont want it to know where I am — Spike Milligan Quote #32 | QuotesBy.net"
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> # I dont like jam, I dont want it to know where I am

[Spike Milligan](https://quotesby.net/Spike-Milligan)\#32

[Humor](https://quotesby.net/Spike-Milligan/humor/)[Food](https://quotesby.net/topics/food/)[Objects](https://quotesby.net/topics/objects/)[Paranoia](https://quotesby.net/topics/paranoia/)

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## About this quote

What does it mean?A whimsical fear that inanimate objects can sense location.In plain termsI don't want jam to track where I am.What can you take from it?Animating objects can be funny or paranoid.

### Where it applies

- childlike logic
- comedic scenario

### Putting it to work

- create whimsical stories

### Questions to consider

- When do objects feel alive?

### Another view

Food cannot know or track things.

## More from Spike Milligan

1. > My ribs give me claustrophobia

[Permalink to quote \#31](https://quotesby.net/Spike-Milligan/31/ "Permalink to quote 31")
2. > The small of my back is too big

[Permalink to quote \#30](https://quotesby.net/Spike-Milligan/30/ "Permalink to quote 30")
3. > There's no such thing as anything, and sometimes even less!

[Permalink to quote \#29](https://quotesby.net/Spike-Milligan/29/ "Permalink to quote 29")

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2. > Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.

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