Stanislaw Jerzy Lec Quotes

• 'Burzac pomniki, oszczedzajcie cokoly. Zawsze moga sie przydac.'
• 'Wszystko jest w rekach czlowieka. Dlatego nalezy je czesto myc.'
• 'Nawet w jego milczeniu byly bledy jezykowe.'
• ''Pogroze mu tylko palcem'' - rzekl, kladac go na cynglu.'
• A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance.
• Do not trust people. They are capable of greatness.
• To torture a man you have to know his pleasures.
• We know we are on the wrong track, but we are compensating for this shortcoming by accelerating.
• The exit is usually where the entrance was.'
• He who limps is still walking.
• In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.
• The mob shouts with one big mouth and eats with a thousand little ones.
• Even a glass eye can see its blindness.
• To whom should we marry Freedom, to make it multiply?
• I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.
• You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.
• Optimists and pessimists differ only on the date of the end of the world.
• Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork? (Hence the title Cannibals with Forks by John Elkington)
• If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?
• No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
• All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
• Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one.
• If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.
• Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.
• The first condition of immortality is death.
• Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?

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