Steve Purcell Quotes

Steve Purcell offers quirky humor and oddball musings that amuse.

4 quotes

  1. Who are you inspired by? Creative people who have made their seemingly most self-indulgent artistic whims into a career.

  2. A zebra can't drive a moon-buggy. Or any other sort of car for that matter.

  3. “Well, that was a thrilling adventure, Max! I can hardly believe we were buried alive by a band of gassy-smelling pirates." "Yeah, Sam -- good thing the monkey dug us up to rifle through our wallets." "You don't even carry a wallet, Max." "No, but now I can fashion one out of this handsome monkey scalp. Mmm -- it's still warm!”

  4. “I've come to realize that one of the perks of a free society is the inalienable right to debase ourselves in a wide variety of ways... ”