--- title: "Weird Al Yankovic Quotes | QuotesBy.net" description: "Weird Al Yankovic's page feels like a zany, witty mash-up on tech, copyright and justice, perfect for fans of clever parody. Read all 17 quotes on QuotesBy.net." image: "https://quotesby.net/wp-content/themes/quotesby-editorial/assets/og-default.png" --- ## Weird Al Yankovic quotes 1. > Alanis Morissette and I actually used to date. I especially liked it when we went to the movies. [Permalink to quote \#1](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/1/ "Permalink to quote 1") 2. > That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism. [Permalink to quote \#2](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/2/ "Permalink to quote 2") 3. > I wrote 'Eat It' because I wanted to buy a house. It worked. [Permalink to quote \#3](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/3/ "Permalink to quote 3") 4. > I have very mixed feelings about \[Napster\]. On one hand, I'm concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!!!!! [Permalink to quote \#4](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/4/ "Permalink to quote 4") 5. > What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat? [Permalink to quote \#5](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/5/ "Permalink to quote 5") Attribution disputed; shown as originally published. 6. > I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's. [Permalink to quote \#6](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/6/ "Permalink to quote 6") 7. > My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child. [Permalink to quote \#7](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/7/ "Permalink to quote 7") 8. > I'll never forget the first thing she said to me: 'Hey - you have weasels all over your face.' Right then I knew it was true love. [Permalink to quote \#8](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/8/ "Permalink to quote 8") 9. > Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia [Permalink to quote \#9](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/9/ "Permalink to quote 9") 10. > I'm nerdy to the extreme Whiter than sour cream [Permalink to quote \#10](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/10/ "Permalink to quote 10") 11. > I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat! [Permalink to quote \#11](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/11/ "Permalink to quote 11") 12. > Oh, you don't wanna mess with the R-I-double-A They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R It doesn't matter if you're a grandma, or a seven-year-old girl They'll treat you like the evil, hard-bitten, criminal scum you are [Permalink to quote \#12](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/12/ "Permalink to quote 12") 13. > Never had a date That you couldn't inflate [Permalink to quote \#13](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/13/ "Permalink to quote 13") 14. > If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it. [Permalink to quote \#14](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/14/ "Permalink to quote 14") 15. > Well, besides working on the album, I got married and had a kid. So, you know, in spite of that petition that was floating around asking me not to reproduce, I did it anyway. [Permalink to quote \#15](https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic/15/ "Permalink to quote 15") ## Also attributed 1. > “I notice you're not wearing any... galloshes ;)” 2. > I love Rocky Road. ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@type": "CollectionPage", "name": "Weird Al Yankovic Quotes", "url": "https://quotesby.net/Weird-Al-Yankovic", "about": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Weird Al Yankovic" }, "hasPart": [ { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Alanis Morissette and I actually used to date. I especially liked it when we went to the movies.", "spokenByCharacter": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Weird Al Yankovic" } }, { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.", "spokenByCharacter": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Weird Al Yankovic" } }, { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I wrote 'Eat It' because I wanted to buy a house. 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