Wouter van Oortmerssen Quotes

Wouter van Oortmerssen mixes tech jokes with sharp satire, perfect for anyone who enjoys witty takes on software and culture.

8 quotes

1. You kill stuff. The End.

2. You kill more stuff. The End.

3. [..] But I like the 'windoze' spelling (much like 'micro$oft', 'MSFT', 'GNU/linux' etc), as it helps me seperate out the irrational religious fanatics from the rest.

4. Far Cry is a commercial product, so porting it to linux makes no sense at all (out of the 3.5 linux players wanting to play it, 3 will cry that it has to be free).

5. Realism is what makes games suck.

6. People don't understand what an insane engineering effort making a solid MMORPG is. Pretty much 100% of people on the net who say they will be making an MMORPG are dumbasses who don't understand game development (yes, 100%.. those few people who DO understand it are a rounding error).

7. A day not partied or programmed is a day wasted.

8. Just because lots of lemmings run off a cliff doesn't make cliffs a good place to be.