- My position has always been that there's two types of people opposed to pornography: those who don't know what they're talking about, and those who don't know what they're missing.
- This is for Larry Flynt.
- If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not to me.
- That's 'Mr. Smut Peddler' to you!
- The majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
- There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.
- Women are here to serve men. Look at them, they got to squat to piss. Hell, that proves it.
- You take a picture of a murder, which is illegal, and you can win Picture of the Year for TIME Magazine. You take a picture of two people having sex, which is not illegal, and you can get thrown in jail.
- I don't mind women protesting, but why can't some cute ones do it?