Words worth remembering.

1. Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference.

2. If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs. (1991)

3. 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

4. I say get an education. Become an electrician, a mechanic, a doctor, a lawyer - anything but a fighter. In this trade, it's the managers that make the money and last the longest.

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