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17 Ann Landers Quotes

Ann Landers gives witty, practical advice on smiles, marriage, and the strange pull of television.

Ann Landers quotes

  1. A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks, even if your teeth are crooked.

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  2. At every party there are two kinds of people, those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

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  3. Class is an aura of confidence that is being sure without being cocky. Class has nothing to do with money. Class never runs scared. It is self-discipline and self-knowledge. It's the sure footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life.

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  4. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

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  5. If nobody minds, it doesn't matter.

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  6. If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't have love in your life, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.

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  7. If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

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  8. Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

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  9. Nobody gets to live life backwards. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

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  10. Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.

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  11. Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

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  12. The Lord gave us two ends-one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.

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  13. The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie.

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  14. Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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  15. Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much.

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  16. You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

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  17. There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who say, 'What happened?'

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