11 Carl Everett Quotes
Carl Everett presents skeptical, plain-spoken commentary on science, sports and criticism, for readers who like a critical edge.
Carl Everett quotes
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First of all, paleontologists don't believe one another on their own discoveries-how can I believe in people who don't even believe in it themselves? And biblically, there's no mention of dinosaurs. According to the word of the Bible, Adam had dominion over all animals; according to man, dinosaurs ruled the Earth. So either God's a liar, or:well, I don't believe that God's a liar.
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Don't like it interleague play. They [Major League Baseball] only have it because of two teams [the New York Mets and the New York Yankees]. It's all about the money.
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All those [management] people are hypocrites and idiots.
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[Dinosaurs] didn't exist. God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex.
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Yeah, that could have happened. It's possible. That is something you could prove. You can't prove dinosaurs ever existed. I feel it's far-fetched.
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Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can't produce a baby, two men can't produce a baby, so it's not how it's supposed to be. ... I don't believe in gay marriages. I don't believe in being gay.
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Fan is short for fanatic - he's crazy about something he really doesn't know about. And it's proven that 99 percent of baseball fans have no idea what they're watching.
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We have a war going on - I have family in that war - yet we're talking about steroids. ... If everybody in the world got on steroids, we'll still lose more kids to a war than we will from steroids.
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I'm crazy. But I'm fun crazy.
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As long as I'm around playing baseball, it doesn't matter where I am, as long as it's not with the Yankees.
I never compliment the other pitcher. I make my living off pitchers.