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11 Christopher Walken Quotes

Christopher Walken delivers wild, punchy lines that blend humor with menace, perfect for a quick laugh or a thrill.

Christopher Walken quotes

  1. Guess what!?! I got a fever!....And the only prescription is more cowbell.

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  2. I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

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  3. I pranked him! To death with a tire iron! Whammy! Blammy wowie zowie!

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  4. If she tries to blackmail me, I'll throw her out a higher window.

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  5. You're not a tease, are you? 'Cause I'll cut your face.

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  6. So he hid [the watch] in the one place he knew he could hide something-his ass.

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  7. :You got me in a vendetta kinda mood. You tell the angels in heaven you've never seen an evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.

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  8. You're talkin' to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

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  9. What do you call a room full of lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

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  10. Did you see my painting? I got it from Target

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  11. I'm the malevolent WASP.

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