Jessica Simpson Quotes

Jessica Simpson's page feels like a playful, self-aware chat about identity and humor, appealing to anyone who enjoys light-hearted honesty.

27 quotes

1. Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it: it says 'Chicken of the Sea'.

2. A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.

3. The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.

4. I had very big boobs but at a young age, and it kept me from a lot of things in the church. I couldn't sing solos because supposedly the men were disgusted when I would get up there.

5. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask! Ditzy is not editing yourself.

6. You've done a great job decorating the White House.

7. I want to be a diva, like 'people-totally-respect-my-music' diva, not diva like 'carry-my-diet-Coke-around'.

8. Growing up I was always the blonde that everybody made fun of, and I just played into that, because that was how I got the guys. That's how I charmed people.

9. I laugh a lot. It burns lots of calories.

10. I'm not anorexic, I'm from Texas! Are there anorexics in Texas?

11. Musically, my dream is to do what Norah Jones did. I can't play the piano, but to sit next to it and just sing.

12. My whole life I've played the role of the blonde. It's always worked for me. It's a good thing...but it can also be a bad thing if you get labeled as the 'blonde' all the time.

13. Lea: Jessica, you want try these Buffalo wings? Jessica: Buffalo?! I don't eat buffalo!

14. People feel they have to cover up who they are to be loved. But success comes from being real.

15. Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica

16. People think updos are so hard, but they're not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If I'm in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.

17. I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.

18. I dont have anything to prove anymore, What other people think of me is not my business.

19. People think updos are so hard, but theyre not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If Im in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if Im just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.

20. I want people to fall in love with my voice before my image.

21. I want to be a role model.

22. Eat whatever makes you feel good. Work out whenever you want to. Just take care of yourself.

23. I'm not that kind of publicity, attention-grabber type of artist.

24. The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

25. I can't wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I've never had before.

26. Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.

27. If I'm going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers.