Marty Feldman Quotes
Marty Feldman shares witty, irreverent takes on humor, power and poverty.
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Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
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Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.
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Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
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I feel about Keaton the way an organist thinks of Bach.
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I carry Keaton's photo around with me to remind me what happened to him. If the Hollywood system can destroy him it can destroy me.
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When I quoted Bulwer Lytton's 'The pen is mightier than the sword' to Marty Feldman he added reflectively, 'Yes, and considerably easier to write with.'
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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. [2]
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Money can't buy poverty. [3]
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I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
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You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
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I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
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Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
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He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.
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I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
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I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
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It could be worse... It could be raining
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Could be worse... Could be raining