Mel Blanc Quotes

Mel Blanc delivers goofy, cartoonish jokes that make you grin.

19 quotes

  1. 'Eh... what's up, doc?'

    #1 Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
  2. 'And don't think it hasn't been a little slice of heaven . . . 'cause it hasn't.'

  3. 'That's All Folks'

  4. 'Oooohhh that Rraabbutt!!!'...'I'm gonna get that varmant!!!'

  5. 'Say your prayers, you long eared galoot!'

  6. 'Look at m...I said look at me when I talk to ya boy!!!'

  7. 'Caaaaapppttttiiinnnnn Caaaaa..aaa..aaavvve Maaaa..aaaa..nnnn!!!!'

  8. 'I taught I taw a putty tat!!...I did! I did! I did taw a putty tat.'

  9. 'Thufferin' Thuckatash!'

  10. 'Beep! Beep!'

  11. 'Arriba, Arriba!'

  12. 'Hah! That's it! Holdit right there! . . . Pronoun trouble... It's not: 'he doesn't have to shoot you now'; it's: 'he doesn't have to shoot me now.' Well, I say he does have to shoot me now!! So shoot me now!'

  13. 'You're . . . diiiiithpickable!'

  14. 'That makes me very angry! Very angry indeed!!'

  15. 'Shhhhhh...Be vewy, vewy quiet...We're huntin' wabbit.'

  16. 'JETSONNNNN!!!...You're Fired!!'

  17. Here lies Matthew Mudd, Death did him no hurt; When alive he was only Mudd, But now he's only dirt.

  18. Today was tomorrow yesterday so don't inhale.

  19. The Man of a Thousand Voices