Nipsey Russell Quotes

Nipsey Russell serves playful, cheeky verses that feel like a late-night comedy sketch.

13 quotes

1. If you make sweet love with a school teacher / You'll have an amazing night / She'll do it and do it and do it again / Until you get it right.

2. I've always had the ability to manipulate words and communicate ideas and thoughts.

3. You see, the patience of an audience is very short, particularly with a non-entity. You're an intruder, and you must make them laugh within three or four seconds. My poems fit the requirements, and I'm always thinking up new ones.

4. I talk about things that are front page news.

5. I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been.

6. For artistic fulfillment I prefer to work live. For career advancement, I go to the media.

7. If the social evolution leads to jokes, I use them.

8. One character mistook me for the model and remarked 'That Man-Tan sure works wonders!' That ain't Man-Tan. I'm tan, man. From my head to my toes.

9. If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay it off with your MasterCard!

10. Word games are very easy for me.

11. I've dropped a lot of race humor from my routines, not because I think it is in bad taste, but because I don't want to be guilty of telling old jokes.

12. I'm living the life of liberty, happiness and pursuit.

13. Jack Paar was my first TV patron saint.