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13 Nipsey Russell Quotes

Nipsey Russell serves playful, cheeky verses that feel like a late-night comedy sketch.

Nipsey Russell quotes

  1. If you make sweet love with a school teacher / You'll have an amazing night / She'll do it and do it and do it again / Until you get it right.

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  1. I've always had the ability to manipulate words and communicate ideas and thoughts.

  2. You see, the patience of an audience is very short, particularly with a non-entity. You're an intruder, and you must make them laugh within three or four seconds. My poems fit the requirements, and I'm always thinking up new ones.

  3. I talk about things that are front page news.

  4. I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been.

  5. For artistic fulfillment I prefer to work live. For career advancement, I go to the media.

  6. If the social evolution leads to jokes, I use them.

  7. One character mistook me for the model and remarked 'That Man-Tan sure works wonders!' That ain't Man-Tan. I'm tan, man. From my head to my toes.

  8. If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay it off with your MasterCard!

  9. Word games are very easy for me.

  10. I've dropped a lot of race humor from my routines, not because I think it is in bad taste, but because I don't want to be guilty of telling old jokes.

  11. I'm living the life of liberty, happiness and pursuit.

  12. Jack Paar was my first TV patron saint.