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18 Sacha Guitry Quotes

Sacha Guitry delivers witty, sharp takes on love and cheating, ideal for a sly smile.

Sacha Guitry quotes

  1. You can pretend to be serious but you can't pretend to be funny.

    #1

  2. He is a cuckold; that's why I cheated on him.

    #2

  3. A woman who runs off with her lover does not abandon her husband; she rids him of an unfaithful wife.

    #3

  4. When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

    #4

  5. If women were good, God would have one.

    #5

  6. The little I know, I owe it to my ignorance.

    #6

  7. When you listen to Mozart, the silence that follows is still Mozart.

    #7

  8. Women... Women are lovely, but dogs are so much more loyal.

    #8

  9. Women speak until they have something to say.

    #9

  10. If women knew how much we missed them, they would leave sooner.

    #10

  11. A woman who runs off with her lover is not abandonning her husband: she is sparing him a disloyal wife.

    #11

  12. I shall then live alone... and I already wonder with whom.

    #12

  13. His death made him famous, he can come back now.

    #13

  14. You're not rich because you have money, but because you spend it.

    #14

  15. I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing ladies' hands - after all, one must start somewhere.

    #15

  16. He does not seem intelligent enough to be crazy.

    #16

  17. The better I know men... the more I like dogs!

    #17

  18. A murderer is a robber who got interrupted.

    #18