- The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
- If we don't get Dave Treen out of office, there won't be anything left to steal.
- Reporter: What will it take to beat Duke decisively? Edwards: For me to stay alive.
- I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.
- I did not do anything wrong as a governor. Even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.
- I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen.
- Let the bastards freeze in the dark.
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