- An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.
- I don't want to do something for the sake of it. I am prepared to wait. If I wait until I am buried, too bad.
- Ah, that must be George Best's cremation.
- Calm down dear, it's a commercial.
- God, the truth hurts!
- When I tell people I've slept with more than 130 women, they are appalled but, you know, I've been doing it for 55 years so I don't think that's bad going!
- He's the only person I've ever met who talks to me as I wish to be talked to.
- Winner knows nothing about food.