To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.

It's perhaps fitting that I write this introduction in jail.

Usually when you ask somebody in college why they are there, they'll tell you it's to get an education. The truth of it is, they are there to get the degree so…

The first duty of a revolutionist is to get away with it. The second duty is to eat breakfast. I ain't going.