In this state, dig it, you get twenty years for sale of dope to a minor. You only get five to ten for manslaughter. So like, the thing is, if you're selling to a kid and cops come, shoot the kid real quick!

All you kiddies remember to lay off the needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

I feel like a famous Indian Chief of the Fagowee nations, who led his tribe for 40 years in the desert amidst starvation, hunger, famine, strife, plague -- fin…

I only regret that I have but one shirt to give for my country.