Abraham Lincoln Quotes on Humor

5 quotes

  1. I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason; I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

  2. Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

  3. If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

  4. Lincoln marked the half-way post on the road to the sewers (in presidents).

  5. Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

    #158 Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.

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