There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.

There are worse things than losing an election; the worst thing is to lose one's convictions and not tell the people the truth.

You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad.

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

I hate banks. They do nothing positive for anybody except take care of themselves. They're first in with their fees and first out when there's trouble.

Former lefties can make a good living in the media by attacking their ex-comrades - I'd do it myself if the price was right.