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3 Adlai Stevenson Quotes on Humor

Adlai Stevenson quotes on humor

  1. I suppose I could wear a hat, but then my teeth would fall out to spite me. I could get false ones, but doubtless then I would get fat just to prove my teeth work. The easiest course is to drape my whole body in robes and shawls and hope no one recognizes my eyes.

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  2. The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.

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  3. It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

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