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  1. A long, soft sigh, one of those very Italian sighs that express so much, that say 'Ah, signor, if only this world were an ideal world, what would I not give to…

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  2. Since Switzerland has nothing else to identify it:and since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order…

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  3. Does not even the most sexually democratic of us, among which number I unquestionably count myself, not choke back the tiniest sob at the sight of poor old Den…

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