Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea.
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Having lost the last war, they are currently enjoying a Wirtschaftswunder, which can be briefly translated as 'The best way to own a Mercedes is to build one.'
Permalink to quote #7 Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.
Permalink to quote #9 Since Switzerland has nothing else to identify it:and since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order…
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