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  1. Having lost the last war, they are currently enjoying a Wirtschaftswunder, which can be briefly translated as 'The best way to own a Mercedes is to build one.'

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  2. Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.

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  3. Since Switzerland has nothing else to identify it:and since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order…

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