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5 Alphonse Allais Quotes

Alphonse Allais delivers odd, deadpan wit that will make you grin at strange, twisted observations.

Alphonse Allais quotes

  1. Premiere communion de jeunes filles chlorotiques par un temps de neige.

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  2. Combat de negres dans une cave pendant la nuit.

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  3. Marche Funebre composee pour les Funerailles d'un grand homme sourd.

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  1. Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.

  2. Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.