Quote #28
I'm just not into vegetable bondage.
More from Alton Brown
- Waffles may have actually originated in a penguin tank. (Nun grabs his hand and whacks it with a ruler) Ouch!
- (about salt) Don't worry about it burning. It's a rock!
- My, my, my! Would you just look at that meaty lava flow of love!
- (quoting Cervantes) Hunger is the best sauce.
- You'll need a basting brush. I like this silicone one--it's bouncy!
- Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.
- 20 mothers. Gives you the shakes just thinkin' about it.
- (on pearled barley) It looks like me: pasty...white...starchy.