on Iron Chef America: The biggest surprise to me was how fierce the competition was. I mean these guys are some of the best cooks on the planet but that's so easy to forget when you see them on television. They were dead serious and amazing to watch. I wasn't (nor am I now) worthy.

Since I never thought I'd come this far, I honestly have no idea what will be next... I'm working on it though. I guess that above all I'd like to stay employe…

Because I think the more you understand the world around you, I think the more power you can have in it. And the more you can do. And I think that's important.

I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth -- I just hate what is being done with it.

But when you're in a picture with Astaire, you've got rocks in your head if you do much dancing. He's so quick-footed and so light that it's impossible not to …

So.. the challenger has already rubbed his meat and spanked his pomegranate right here on national T.V.! So at least somebody's having a good time here in kitc…

TV in America created the most coherent reality distortion field that I've ever seen. Therein is the problem: People who vote watch TV, and they are hallucinat…