Reality is so dull, Alan thought. Any mistake in one's perception of it is inevitably more interesting than the real thing, and lucky are those who remain uninformed of their error.

'One of my greatest pleasures in life is promising myself I will not drink, or smoke, or take coke, or do heroin, or eat cookies, then doing it. It's a pleasur…

His body was now very close to hers, and he dared to bring his hand under her skirt. 'Where is your underwear?' he asked. 'I lost it.' 'Where?' 'In the garden.…

Lynn stalked. She had taken up stalking for health reasons, but it was not paying off as handsomely as she had hoped.