Quote #62
Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
More from Ambrose Bierce
- Non-combatant, n. A dead Quaker.
- Once, adj. Enough.
- Neighbor, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
- Opportunity, n. A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
- Monday, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
- Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the Government from running amok by hamstringing it.
- Mayonnaise, n. One of the sauces that serve the French in place of a state religion.
- Optimist, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.