April Winchell Quotes
April Winchell serves a wildly funny, vivid sketch that paints a chaotic scene with playful exaggeration.
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'Out came Ms. Hilton in a Juicy track suit, chattering away like a Gibbon on her jewel encrusted cell phone. It was like magic, if magic were like a extra-strength laxative.'
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I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.
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I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.
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Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.
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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.
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My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.
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I never have anything to talk about.
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Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.
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I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.
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Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.
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Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.
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I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.
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I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.