Ladies and gentlemen, today we are joined by a man who ranks amongst the greatest there is: Shakespeare, Rembrandt and Bach. This man is Dixie Dean.

I have not been short of invitations to other clubs and have been received more warmly by Everton than I have by Liverpool. It's probably fair to say that they…

There's only two teams in Liverpool: Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves.

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.