Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do; and for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

All I can say about life is: Oh God, enjoy it!