But here's old Ken - he's been crass, he's been insensitive and thuggish and brutal in his language - but I don't think actually if you read what he said, although it was extraordinary and rude, I don't think he was actually anti-Semitic.

Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix, and stay conscious.

I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run aroun…

Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power.