It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.

Any seat would be mad not to take him. He's a terrific chap.

As snow-jobs go, this beats the Himalayas.

The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.