I can't remember what my line on drugs is. What's my line on drugs?

My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.