Quote #45

Life isn't like coursework, baby. It's one damn essay crisis after another.

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  1. I'm very attracted to it. I may be diverting from Tory party policy here, but I don't care.
  2. I'm backing David Cameron's campaign out of pure, cynical self-interest.
  3. Old Man Howard, that Old Man Howard, he just keeps rolling, just keeps rolling.
  4. I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
  5. Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
  6. I'm a rugby player, really, and I knew I was going to get to him, and when he was about two yards away I just put my head down. There was n…
  7. I can't remember what my line on drugs is. What's my line on drugs?
  8. Look, I wouldn't trust Harriet Harman's political judgement.

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