Ok, I said to myself as I sighted the bird down the end of the gun. This time, my fine feathered friend, there is no escape.
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The proposed ban on incitement to 'religious hatred' make no sense unless it involves a ban on the Koran itself.
Permalink to quote #4 Not even Mr Blair has been able to erode the unions conviction that we all have a 'right' to a minimum wage: Both the minimum wage and the Social Charter would…
Permalink to quote #6 It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving picaninnies; and one ca…
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