You are a self-centred, pompous twit. Even your body language on TV is pathetic. Get out of public life. Go and do something in the private sector.

Boris was told to engage his brain before speaking in future.

He may seem like a lovable buffoon but you know he wouldn't hesitate to line you all up against a wall and have you shot.

The President is a cross-eyed Texan warmonger, unelected, inarticulate, who epitomises the arrogance of American foreign policy.